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Uncensored side: Full Horsecock glory—because sometimes you gotta let the big cock out to play and make sure everyone knows you’re serious about your kitchen (and your jokes)
sturdy tube capped with the Horsecock Country Club logo—because your balls deserve first-class treatment
60% cotton / 40% polyester = 100% comfort
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